Short and sweet like apples and honey and Jewdians

Hey blog readers. This post is going to be short and sweet because I need to be studying for my geometry test which is on Wednesday. My oh my. Junior year is quite difficult. My advice if you are a sophomore, try to skip it and move onto senior year. Yep, that's my advice.

Okay, so I know my blog title doesn't really make sense. But it's supposed to show how tired I am, I feel a bit delusional and that was the first title I thought of. Anyway.

The first part of my day was alright. I went to Sunday school and worked as a teacher's assistant. I get paid for three hours to play with pre-kindergarten adorable little Jewish children. There is absolutely nothing to complain about. They are SO cute. They say the funniest things.

I was talking to the main teacher named Lauren and she was asking me about Junior year. This is how the conversation went:

Lauren: So how's Junior year?
Me: Awful. I have the PSAT next weekend and I absolutely hate standardized tests.
Little adorable Jewish child: HEY. You said hate. You aren't allowed to say hate. You can say, not like or it isn't fun but you aren't allowed to say the word, hate.
Me: Oh. I'm sorry. I don't have fun while I take standardized tests. Is that better?
Little adorable Jewish child: Yes.
*10 minutes later...*
Little adorable Jewish child: I HATE services.
Me: I thought you said we weren't allowed to say hate.
Little adorable Jewish child: That only applies to you.

Haha, I love the way little children's minds work. I can't remember when I used to think like that, but it's very refreshing and amusing to hear their little witty comments. So cute.

Hmm. What else? OH. I went to Nitika's dance performance with my parents and some U Prep friends. Nitika was so amazing. Nitika, if you are reading this, Jenny and I decided that you are going to become a Bollywood star. So amazing. Nitika was beautiful, glamorous and she is an amazing dancer. So jealous. Congrats, Nitika! I am so becoming a Jewdian.

Well, I should really stop blogging. I have to devote the next hour or so to Geometry. Yuck on a stick. Yuck yuck yuck.

Goodnight, everyone!

You know it's a palindrome kind of world.